• There is no beginning to Steven Seagal’s talent.
• The only deadly technique Seagal knows involves cholesterol.
• Steven Seagal knows Karate, Kungfu, Aikido, and Taekwondo and lots of other dangerous words.
• Steven Seagal: the only actor to stay in character for almost 40 years.
• Steven Seagal was a member of the Gravy Seals as a part of the elite Meal Team Six.
• Steven Seagal is 1/4 Cherokee. He weighs 1/4th the weight of a Cherokee Jeep. But he needs 4 times the maintenance.
• Steven Segal’s chair is the best supporting character in the history of Hollywood
• @jonsolo32 • Steven Segal taught me the “close your eyes when you shoot” technique.
• @KalTaron • You should also close your eyes when trying to cut someone. Just flail around randomly. I guarantee that it works.
• @Thane36425 • That Seagal / Van Damme fight should have been on pay per view. He could even let Van Damme get drunk again to make it more fair.
• @TheSuperappelflap • Seagal would lose a fight against a staircase at this point.
• @juliooquendo220 • Chuck Norris laughed at an interview in the 90s that Steven Seagal was this so-called action star.
• @Revenant-oq9ts • Seen how this personality develops. Realistically, he’s what happens when a bullied nerd gets fixated on one day being one of the cool kids. Ends up externalizing what he thinks is “coolness” for the world to see instead of actively working on himself.
• @Vagrant-Hex • About 10 years ago I was in Thailand walking through the jungle with a guide. He was taking me to this ex-Buddhist monk who did stick poke tattoos in a shack in the bush. When I made it to the hut, I looked around and the entire place, from wall to ceiling was covered in Buddha statues and Thai art. In the middle of the wall was one, giant headshot of Stevan Seagal with flowers decorating the picture frame. It was one of the most random things I’ve ever seen. I think about it sometimes.
• @Non-Compliant71 • Must have been a dartboard 🎯
• @danelynch7171 • Wait… this is a really cool tattoo story. Did you end up getting Steven’s face poked into your bicep?
• @Vagrant-Hex • @danelynch7171 Nah. Nothing gay like that. Just movie quotes from Under Siege 1 & 2 on my lower back.
• @nvelsen1975 • I remember that one. Written next to it was: “If you can’t control yourself, you’ll become like this.”
• @GraveyardNo6 • Fun fact. In Russia in the 1990s, the film Above the Law was sometimes sold on VHS under the title Nico: Above the Law, and films like Hard to Kill, Marked for Death, and Out for Justice sometimes simply titled Nico 2, Nico 3 and so on on VHS. The films weren’t always translated into russian language well, so we, the average viewer, didn’t pay much attention.
• @kri249 • That’s hilarious, they did stuff like that with foreign movies in the west as well. But because Steven Seagal plays the same character in every movie they can all be passed off as sequels in foreign countries.
• @Frosty_tha_Snowman • If I watched a Seagal film in badly translated Russian right now, I’d understand it just as well as I would watching it in English.
• @christopherparker7588 • There is a long running rumor that Segal’s first agent, Michael Ovitz, made a bet with another agent that he could make ANYONE a movie star. No matter how uncharismatic or untalented, Ovitz thought he had the juice to get it done. Segal fit all the parameters of the wager, and so the legend was born. I have no idea if it’s true, but it is also literally the only explanation that makes sense.